Now here's a hardcore drinker and one tough Dodge truck.
The driver hit and sheared off a traffic light pole, and then kept driving about 2 miles to a bar, where he stopped for more beer!
How impaired do you have to be to NOT notice that you are carrying a traffic light in your grille?
The truck was towed about 2.5 miles to the towing yard, with the light pole still pinched between the two tow hooks and the bumper bent around it.
It took several good hard pulls with a backhoe to get the pole free.